What You Do With a B.A. in B.S.

Professional fangirl. People also occasionally pay me to help them capture souls on film (or write scenarios in which souls are captured on film. You know, livin' the dream).

Creative writing (and linguistics, poor redheaded stepchild of a degree) graduate figuring out life, love and the big city (...well, mostly just the first).

Oh my has the list grown: Johnlockian, Stridersexual, religious subscriber to science boyfriends, Avengerverse, MCU, Clint/Coulson, Suits and Marvey. As per usual, buckets of crazy. On this blog you will find fandoms, opinions, writings and fandoms. Welcome!

I should have kissed you longer.

six word story (via heurin)
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Me and my sibling can go from




in like three seconds 


on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship



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It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

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Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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Some stories stay with us forever

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Bluh bluh how do I cover letter without sounding like a pompous ass. Bluh.

I hate writing these things.

So I’m watching Reign and these people are seriously the silliest royals ever. 

"Let’s try to talk out how one of my random subjects tried to drug and despoil my virtue as a nefarious plot - oh, are those petit fours on that random table? I just love petit fours." *picks one up and eats it* - Soon to be dead Mary Queen of Scots

"Let’s go greet the princess at the beach" *gets to beach* "Is that an English war ship? Let’s stand here and talk it out, crown prince Francis of France. Maybe take a selfie with it?" - Undead MaryQueen of Scots

"Get back in the fucking carriage!" - every reasonable viewer ever

"Stop! Don’t fire! They come in peace. The English sent an emissary ahead to court, if they lie he’ll be beheaded on the spot! (Obviously no need to get in the carriage though none of you were moving to do so anyway.)" - Attractive for Plot’s Sake Bastard Brother on what has to be Mearas

"And you will lose a queen and a crown prince! You’re not very good at this chess thing are you?? Let me give you a hint, the tall pieces are the important ones." - Incredulous reasonable viewer

I still think I like the show but let’s just talk about how stupid these choices have been for a second.

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i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world


you know too much.

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