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Professional fangirl. People also occasionally pay me to help them capture souls on film (or write scenarios in which souls are captured on film. You know, livin' the dream).

Creative writing (and linguistics, poor redheaded stepchild of a degree) graduate figuring out life, love and the big city (...well, mostly just the first).

Oh my has the list grown: Johnlockian, Stridersexual, religious subscriber to science boyfriends, Avengerverse, MCU, Clint/Coulson, Suits and Marvey. As per usual, buckets of crazy. On this blog you will find fandoms, opinions, writings and fandoms. Welcome!

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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forgetisawyou replied to your post “Well, at least I’m finding that the creep factor does not gender…”

Finding a place sounds awful. Do you have anyone going with you to vet places?

Aaaand at least now I have sort of an inkling of what I’ve got to do in all the ‘adulting’ areas of my life that need address pretty quickly here. It just takes a few nights of freaking out and figuring out how one generally goes about acquiring said things and what it would take to get them etc. I am the best at sneezing out a plan, it is me.

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forgetisawyou replied to your post “Well, at least I’m finding that the creep factor does not gender…”

Finding a place sounds awful. Do you have anyone going with you to vet places?

Sort of. Everyone in my family is kind of in the process of finding new apartments so we’re all kind of hauling ourselves productive-wards but Logan isn’t back from Nicaragua yet and I’m not moving JUST yet so I’m taking it a little at a time. Actually, I found a few promising places but they probably won’t be open when I need them, I was just eyeing ballpark finances.

The fun news is it’s totally financially feasible for me to move into an awesome furnished place in our local LGBT district in range of all the bars and clubs I go to rather than being an obnoxious hour’s drive away or to stay here close to the beach for about the same price point. The trick is just finding people that aren’t supremely odd..or are odd in the best way, and we all know I’ve had a little bit of luck in that in the past. <3

kath-ballantyne:

stereowire:

Guess who’s been reading Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye Hawkguy Pizza Dog.

I LOVE THIS! So perfectly them. And the colours are wonderful. Lovelove

kath-ballantyne:

stereowire:

Guess who’s been reading Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye Hawkguy Pizza Dog.

I LOVE THIS! So perfectly them. And the colours are wonderful. Lovelove

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verity-burns:

br0-harry:

calm

Reasons to be Grateful to Fandom

I’ve written nearly 400,000 words about two characters I believe to be soulmates.

A year ago today, they led me to my own.

Love you, Harry.

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Well, at least I’m finding that the creep factor does not gender discriminate - though that’s across lines of sexuality.

People are extra creepy, with a side of creepsauce. But, you know, I thank them for being upfront about their creepdom.

I mean, it both steers me away and gives me hours of horrified entertainment whist shopping for apartments. I’m also compiling a pretty hilarious database of euphemistic phrases that are automatic vetos, and I have to say I have a weird appreciation for the more clever ones.